No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just want to make out with him forever
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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