I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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