hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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