The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
