Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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