is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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