She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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