its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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