All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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