White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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