So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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