hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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