i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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