Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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