Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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