just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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