well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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