Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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