And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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