it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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