Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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