sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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