the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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