lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Randomize
