I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The adults are the big ones right?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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