Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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