i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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