Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
