You can't motorboat a personality
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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