Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
