I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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