another moral hangover. fuck.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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