if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
