What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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