That's when you crack a 10am beer
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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