I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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