just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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