just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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