you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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