Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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