just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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