i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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