i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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