This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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