Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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