I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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