i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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