Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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