If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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