Is it normal to miss your booty call?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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