Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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