I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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