420 ftw
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
How does one acquire holy water?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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