I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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