So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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