Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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