dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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