Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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