omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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