we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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